Friday, December 5, 2008

The press's reaction to proclamation of International Brooklyn Bagel Day

Our archnemesis at is loudly protesting that the Montreal bagel is supposedly superior to Brooklyn bagel in every way imaginable. Well, that's ok, we welcome dissent here at Musing Among the Vegetables. First we welcome it, then we crush it unequivocally, crudely and ruthlessly.

Greg argues that the wikipedia article about Montreal bagel is longer and there have been reports of people supposedly taking Montreal bagels to space and to the center of known universe -- New York. Well, big deal. I say, if a bagel needs to be taken to space and have a PR campaign run for it, that bagel has an inferiority complex. Quite likely too, that bagel is eager to kill his father and marry his mother.

A good bagel, of which there's only one kind, Brooklyn, needs no publicity, only admiration.

And in response to your outrageous proclamation of superiority of Montreal Jews over Brooklyn Jews... I'll have my Jews call your Jews.

1 comment:

  1. You're both nuts.
    There's no bagel like a Jerusalem Bagel.